What the Mafia Should Control
Serbia is a brilliant country. The mafia is in charge. We have already written about how the mafia controls the police, but that is not all. Sky app messages say the mafia also controlled the election of the patriarch.
TL;DR
- The mafia allegedly controls the police and influenced the election of the patriarch.
- The article satirically suggests the mafia should control the church, universities, and media.
- It proposes that universities, like the new Svetosavski University and the Law Faculty, should have mafia deans and professors.
- New courses like 'Money Laundering' and 'Methamphetamine Production' are suggested for various university faculties.
- All media outlets should be controlled by the mafia, with mafia-themed programs and publications.
- The article satirically claims that full mafia control would bring order to Serbia.