NO PANIC! Serbia has the largest energy reserves in the region
Read in tomorrow's edition of Alo! newspaper
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TL;DR
- Serbia possesses the largest energy reserves in the region.
- Interventions include using state reserves, reducing excise taxes, and potential rebates.
- 40,000 tons of oil were released from state reserves.
- The government extended the oil export ban until April 2nd.
- A National Security Council meeting is scheduled.
- An environmental activist described a group as "fickle, lying, corrupt people."
- The WHO is reportedly preparing for nuclear war.
- 22,079 elderly citizens are going for rehabilitation, with every third pensioner receiving free spa treatments.