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March 19, 2026

NO PANIC! Serbia has the largest energy reserves in the region

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NO PANIC! Serbia has the largest energy reserves in the region

TL;DR

  • Serbia possesses the largest energy reserves in the region.
  • Interventions include using state reserves, reducing excise taxes, and potential rebates.
  • 40,000 tons of oil were released from state reserves.
  • The government extended the oil export ban until April 2nd.
  • A National Security Council meeting is scheduled.
  • An environmental activist described a group as "fickle, lying, corrupt people."
  • The WHO is reportedly preparing for nuclear war.
  • 22,079 elderly citizens are going for rehabilitation, with every third pensioner receiving free spa treatments.